McCain's eelnest Dream

MCCAIN'S EELNEST DREAM

McCain dreams he’s in an eelnest,
some albino, some red, some blue,
writhing all around him as he speaks:
“Obama's a decent family man, a
family man & a citizen, who I have
a political disagreement with.” But
by not saying Obamas “not an Arab”
he doesn't save Obama’s bacon,
& thinks: “Does Obama eat bacon?"
sliding in2the eels’slippery mind-set,
“Of course he eats bacon, but if he
doesn’t, maybe he’s a vegan, maybe
vegetarian! Worse than an Arab! No
red-meat Republican’s a vegetarian!”


(12 OCT 08, Santa Clara CA)v11