[SCENE: U.S. House of Reps.]
“Lean on that mop,” says Boehner
to smiling Cantor, lugging a bucket
of fresh congressional blood he
accidentally spills; Cantor grins.
Boehner barks: “Get another mop.”
What’s left of The House looks like
an OR after a lawyers’ bar-fight.
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