Reasons not to hire you:
- You’re an underachiever .
- You’re underqualified.
- You’re undereducated.
- You’re overeducated.
- You’re overqualified.
- You won’t work for minimum wage.
- You will work for minimum wage.
- We’ll be hiring in our next Fiscal Year.
- We never hire after the holidays.
- We always lay-off after the holidays.
- We’re taking over our competitor.
- We’ve been taken over.
- We're moving operations to China.
- We're going Chapter 1l.
- We're going out of business.
- Would you like to buy the company?
(12 OCT 11, Santa Clara CA)v2