OBAMA'S BANANAS EXPOSED
Category code: political direct (pol-dm)
(Chicago, IL; D-M daily news; C: pol-dm) 14 SEP 08
Republican propagandists are widely direct-mailing
sexually explicit photos of Sen. (D-IL)
sitting beside a man-sized bunch of overripe bananas
under a 64pt-bold B&W headline:
32-pt B&W body copy follows,
alleging Sen.Obama will import a man-sized
bunch of overripe bananas into the
for a daily nude lunchtime bi-sexual orgy.
This mailing exposes Sen. Obama’s brown bananas
but not 's (R-AZ) white bananas,
politically strengthening, or
maybe even weakening McCain,
provoking young, black voters in urban areas,
repulsing older whites in rural areas,
deeply disgusting the American heartland
which, as ever, is a political battleground..
Obama’s banana's brand is not exposed.
Chiquita™ Brands International (NYSE: CQB) denies it is.
(14 SEP 08, CA)v6