all of their Canadian snow geese:
“They gave us the goosey creeps,”
says T. Win, a Tea Party activist,
“their big golden goslings do, too”
complaining about their honking,
oversized slippery green turds
“Everywhere!” Defenders assure
“they only use the Tiers as a flyway,
not a home.” Tiers TeaPartiers insist
they know better: “Once they're
here, in the Twin Tiers, they just
won't go away. Who wouldn't?
- Did I get it right on the 1st-take?"
(04 JUN 10, Santa Clara CA)v8