"If I cain't see it, I don't swayt it;
them oil-balls're as natural as
our great American Guff, heah?"
Barbour justifies oil as natural
'cuz it comes up frum The Earff:
"It's done us a lot of good sofuh.
Just let it do it, bubba Guffuhs."
He rubs himself down all ovuh
& unduh with BP mineral oil.
"There's nothin' lahk it! Nothin'!"
(06 JUN 10, Santa Clara CA)v8