Scene: 2 guys go to the bowling alley.
One brings along 3 balls drilled precisely to spec.
tOther brings none, assuming one can be rented..
One brings shoes, tOther rents a pair that almost fits,
complaining about rental price.
Attendant: “...pays for disinfection..."
Playing uncomfortably a while,
they wonder: Why?
One: "It’s the shoes!"
tOther: "It’s the balls!, it’s the pizza!, it’s the Pepsi!"
Not the pin-boy.
There isn't any.
It’s all automated.
One: "It's our sweat."
tOther: “What sweat? this place is fully air-conditioned.” (with a dry-cleaner's.)
tOther: "What cable-TV? It's all DVDs."
Which one's the Tea-Partier?
(T-Pers haven’t arrived yet, come severally, own the alley, & win no matter what.)
(08 APR 11, Santa Clara CA)v12