ConStitutional

Smoker: I can roll&smoke this lousy Obamacare law if I want tah.

Anti-smoker: But smoking is bad for U!

Smoker: I can roll & smoke the [{Constitition}] if I want tah, too.

Anti-smoker: Yes, you can, but it's bad for U too..

Smoker: The [{Constitution}] is never bad for me, no way, no howl! (Lights up a tea-packed Constitutional stogie...)

(02 APR 12, Santa Clara CA)